you can tell a lot about a person by their shoes.

Elise Jarnigan. Beautiful. Confident. Independent. I love shopping. It's kind of my hobby. Music is pretty much life. I'm always there for my friends and family. Don't mess with them, and we'll get along just fine kay?

Alexandria Calico is my bestest friend in the entire world, my sister from another mister and my other half and I love her more than I love shopping ;-; She doesn't know it but I don't think I'd be here right now if it weren't for her and everything she does for me. She's not just my best friend, she IS my sister and I love her to absolute pieces.

You know if I love you and you know if I don't.

How about you don’t call me. 

jeremiahboreanaz:

I’m an jackass, people should really get with the program already.

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You were in love. I think he was going to propose but I guess he got vampire fang wings and ran out the door. Just don’t throw anything in my direction, ok? Try aiming somewhere else…perhaps somewhere towards Heath, Elena, Klaus or even Jenna.

Shut up! You aren’t a jackass, Jeremiah. Why are you trying so hard to make people think you are? Because it’s better for them to think that than for you to face your feelings? Stop being a coward and tell Elena how you feel or you are really going to lose her.

In love? He was going to propose? Okay stop! This is too much for me to handle right now. Who gave him the right to take away my choice? Are all of you guys this freaking stupid? You all need to be hit in the head with a baseball bat. No. I’m not going to hit you or any of those people. There’s only one person I’m going to kill when he decides to show his face.


posted 11 months ago on 1/8/2013 - 23 notes - via jeremiahboreanaz © elisejarniganxo

How about you don’t call me. 

dylan-lancaster:

You know you love me.

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You wish.


posted 11 months ago on 1/8/2013 - 23 notes - via dylan-lancaster © elisejarniganxo

How about you don’t call me. 

dylan-lancaster:

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Ew. You’re disgusting.


posted 11 months ago on 1/8/2013 - 23 notes - via dylan-lancaster © elisejarniganxo

How about you don’t call me. 

jeremiahboreanaz:

Isn’t that considered rude? I just want to keep my gentleman card. It;s nothing more. She didn’t break anything. She just turned out to be like what everyone else said she was. I rather just not go back to being that guy. I have gotten over it and I would greatly appreciate if everyone in this fucking town got on board with that.

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I’m a vampire, an old vampire and I could erase your memory. Owen…he’s a vampire, a baby vampire compare to me but he has the power to do so. I’m guessing since Klaus threathen to kill him if he didn’t do as he wanted he took you out of the equation. I doubt you had any say in the matter.

Really? Is that how you’re going to be? I understand that you’re upset because she really hurt you but don’t act like a jerk, Jeremiah. You are better than this and Elena isn’t like any other girl. She’s not what everybody else says she is. Don’t you remember how much I defended you and stuck up for you when you guys broke up? I even took your side over hers. She was heartbroken. She loves you and I know that you love her. You both need to stop being such stubborn asses and deal with what’s right in front of you. You haven’t gotten over anything. That’s the problem. Why else would you be acting like this?

…….You have got to be freaking kidding me right now. Please tell me that this person that I have no idea about did not erase my memory. I’m going to throw something.


posted 11 months ago on 1/8/2013 - 23 notes - via jeremiahboreanaz © elisejarniganxo

How about you don’t call me. 

jeremiahboreanaz:

This isn’t Miceky D’s where you can sign up and then leave whenever you want to. Nope. She did. I’m not talking to her. Well I am talking to her but it’s more like fighting and pushing the knife deeper in each other’s back.

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I’m not high. Clearly you have just experience some memory loss. 

Yes you can. You can walk away if you really want to, Jeremiah. You just don’t want to. Yeah, I kind of figured that she was the one that broke your heart. I remember us talking about that for months. But I think that you need to be straight with her and let her know how you feel.

Okay, I think that if I had a boyfriend I would know that. And I don’t even know anybody by that weird name that you told me.


posted 11 months ago on 30/7/2013 - 23 notes - via jeremiahboreanaz © elisejarniganxo

How about you don’t call me. 

jeremiahboreanaz:

It’s my job so I kind of have to do it and you should know that. Elena’s, you know same thing whatever.

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Owen…you know chocolate chip mint ice cream, overbearing assholes, moral compass of a pain, and decent looking boyfriend of yours…you know? 

I know that it’s your job but you could always choose to walk away. There is that option, isn’t there? Wait, I thought that she was the one that broke your heart? What did I miss?

Okay, are you high or something? Because I don’t have a boyfriend and I have no idea what you’re talking about.


posted 11 months ago on 29/7/2013 - 23 notes - via jeremiahboreanaz © elisejarniganxo

How about you don’t call me. 

jeremiahboreanaz:

Doesn’t hurt to be reminded. I don’t want one. I’m already getting chewed out by another female. Why are you in a mood now? Did Owen fucking forget to move his shoes out of the closet? Come on, it could totally work on you, just give it some time. 

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You know that I don’t like the kind of work that you do, Jeremiah. And I’ll be reminding you of that every single time that you mention it. Oh? Whose heart did you break this time? Because my father keeps calling me and he doesn’t get the message that I want nothing to do with him. Owen? What are you even talking about?


posted 12 months ago on 29/7/2013 - 23 notes - via jeremiahboreanaz © elisejarniganxo

How about you don’t call me. 

jeremiahboreanaz:

You’re not going to give me a lecture about how I shouldn’t be doing the things that I am doing? Nothing at all? Really? It wasn’t my fault. Someone threw my phone inside an pie mixer and it was bye bye Mystic.

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You already know how I feel about the things that you do. But you aren’t going to listen to me, are you? Because if you want a lecture, I can give you one. Especially since I’m in that kind of mood right now. Uh huh. Excuses. That might work on somebody else but not on me, dude.


posted 12 months ago on 25/7/2013 - 23 notes - via jeremiahboreanaz © elisejarniganxo

How about you don’t call me. 

jeremiahboreanaz:

I’ve missed you too. I’ve been good just doing business and ripping people’s necks, you know same old same. 

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That sounds like a lot of fun. I’ve really missed talking to you though. But I’m kind of mad at you since you didn’t call or text me once since you left.


posted 12 months ago on 25/7/2013 - 23 notes - via jeremiahboreanaz © elisejarniganxo

How about you don’t call me. 

jeremiahboreanaz:

If it isn’t my favorite blonde, how are you? 

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Jeremiah!!!! Hey! I’ve missed you so much. I’m good. How are you?


posted 12 months ago on 24/7/2013 - 23 notes - via jeremiahboreanaz © elisejarniganxo