I want my chocolate chip ice cream 

owenchristopher:

Why don’t you go get it for me, blondie? Instead of coming up with suggestions? 

Because I’m not your slave. And I’d rather read a book than have anything to do with you.

Text to Alex: 

• Alex: HAI! I've missed you so much! Where have you been?
• ELISE: You better have! Just around.....Shopping and all of that. How are you?

I want my chocolate chip ice cream 

owenchristopher:

Why don’t you go get it then instead of pouting?

Text to Alex: 

• ELISE: Hey! I feel like we haven't talked in awhile. I miss you.

Got to say, Mystic looks dead 

owenchristopher:

You really are a blonde. I am having such a great time here. I hate to cut it short, blondie but I got other things to do. Besides the whole shopping thing…it is kind of obvious you are a typical know it all blondie so I figured you did the whole shopping thing too, and tada I was right.

Are you done now? You’ve wasted enough of my time. And if you really want that jacket, you’ll have to work for it. That little Jackass charm of yours might have worked with your ex, but it’s not going to work with me? Got it? Good.

Got to say, Mystic looks dead 

owenchristopher:

Hey blondie as nice as that nickname is if you are looking for a reaction you are going to have to be a bit more creative, because it does nothing to me right now, blondie. Also you should take all that shopping talent you have pent up and just buy me a new jacket, kind of need one, blondie. 

Does it look like I care what you think, Jackass? Because I don’t. I like this nickname. It suits you and your idiotic personality. Are you stalking me or something because how would you know what I like? And give me one good reason why I should even help you besides the obvious.

Got to say, Mystic looks dead 

owenchristopher:

I am just going to call you blondie from now on, is that ok with you Blondie? I mean it is not like you have an option here blondie, but thanks for thinking that you do. If only the world was that simple, blondie.

You are such a moron. But you want to play this game, Jackass? Fine, we will play. I’m going to call you Jackass from now on. Okay, Jackass? Not that it matters what you actually think, Jackass. Thanks for agreeing with me, Jackass.

Got to say, Mystic looks dead 

owenchristopher:

Right, because you just make guys want to stick longer for a five minute conversation with you…not. We were together for almost a year, you don’t know everything, Blondie. 

Wow. You’re such a keeper. Except you’re not. And my name isn’t Blondie. It’s Elise. Learn to use it, Jackass. But that would actually require you not to be such a total dick. Which I’m sure will be a challenge.

Got to say, Mystic looks dead 

owenchristopher:

Right because those guys exist. Well as far as I can see she is still clingy and back to being annoying, so if anything she kind of downgraded from me-and yes I know in your world that seems to be an impossible task…but she managed to do it. 

They do. You just have to find them. What a charmer you are. I can’t see how your ex managed to stay with you for as long as she did. How long until she dumped you? 3 days? A week, maybe?

Got to say, Mystic looks dead 

owenchristopher:

She’s better off without me. Besides she kind of had this issue of forgetting who the hell I was at times. 

I don’t doubt it. Why would she want to have a dick of a boyfriend who is also a nerd when she can have someone sweet and caring and actually badass? Good for her.